awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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