we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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