the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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