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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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