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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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