yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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