I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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