Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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