Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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