hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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