i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Randomize
