We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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