We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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