She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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