Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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