we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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