He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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