I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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