Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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