Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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