Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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