He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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