it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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