i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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