your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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