Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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