Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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