I hate your face
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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