Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
