Christians are straight up FREAKS
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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