Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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