I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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