Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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