Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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