This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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