Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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