yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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