Joe is yelling at the trees again.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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