just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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