Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
North Korea, Best Korea!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
