I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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