She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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