I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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