Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Mom said you looked used
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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