Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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