You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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