ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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