Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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