porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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