I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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