So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize