I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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