I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
someone owes me an orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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