Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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